Hello and welcome to the Jay Duke Dog Dalton web page which was designed so that you can keep informed about the Duke's favorite food, his friends, and other stuff that you might find interesting. I hope you find this website useful. Please email any comments or suggestions to the webmaster.

This is the official Jay Duke Dog Dalton web page. This page has been approved and authorized by Jay Duke Dog Dalton (Executive Head Wrapper). You betta believe it!   Note: If you like this site and find it helpful, then please donate a burrito or two to the Duke. He would totally appreciate it.

Also, Annie thinks she's the head wrapper, but everyone knows that Jay Duke Dog Dalton (a.k.a. Jay O'Duke McDog) is THE head wrapper. Don't mess with Jay! And lastly, a word to Gary Gross. U wanna piece of the Dog? Try it and the Duke is gonna kick your ass and toss you in the baler head first so you can't jump out (Louie said he'll press the button). I'll say it again - don't mess with The Dog!

The job of Head Wrapper comes with many responsibilities. Jay Dog not only must make sure that the store is operating efficiently (like a well tuned engine) but he gets himself involved in the details. He recently has taken over the position of "Scanmaster", as the bumbling receiver has proven to be incompetent in accomplishing this task. Step aside Cindy for the dog has asserted his authority. Click here to see the scanmaster at work.

Jay Duke has a warning about a scam being perpetuated by two women in the parking lot at the local Costco. The Dog still continues to shop at Costco in spite of the dangerous conditions. Please read the warning as told first-hand by Jay Duke himself.

Believe it or not, occasionally (but very rarely) the dog seeks professional advice regarding his personal life. The dog poses a question in a letter to "Dear Abby". You may read the letter by clicking this link.

The Dog, being the unofficial mayor of San Juan Capistrano, must make his presence at the annual Swallows parade, which he is a huge supporter of. It seems however, that the Dog cannot go anywhere in the city without someone trying to butter up to him. Click here to see the Dog in action.

Lastly, the Dog is concerned about the contract negotiations. We have not received a pay raise in six years and if this keeps up then retail clerks will eventually be getting minimum wage. Remember, it was Ralphs that played hardball during the last labor dispute and we were on the losing end. Actions speak louder than words and it is what Ralphs does rather than what Ralphs says that counts. Ralphs salaried personnel continue to receive pay increases while the store workers, the ones that keep the stores profitable, receive nothing. For more information please visit UFCW Contract Campaign 2007. The dog has spoken.

Have questions? Ask Jay. If you have a question for Ralphs Senior Executive Head Wrapper, Jay Duke Dog, drop him an email at [email protected].